“二战”时(👷)期,盟军要实施安(📒)奇(🏽)奥登(🍩)陆(lù )计划(🃏),迫(pò )于对(duì )(🕸)一门叫安(🤢)奇奥大炮的(de )超级武(wǔ )器(qì )的忌惮,要派两(🐮)个精锐特工去摧毁这(zhè )门大炮,结果两个傻逼被(🐿)派了(le )去,最后经过一连串搞(gǎo )笑事件,阴差(chà )阳(yáng )错的最后完成(chéng )了任务。 片段(duàn )一(🚸):德国(🐶)人(🥀)在北非(fēi )布置了一个(gè )陷阱,准备了(🔩)一幅假的防(🛑)御工事地图让这二个士兵带回去。他们(📙)却阴(yīn )差阳错的拿走了(le )真的(👓)地图,最(⛓)终赢得了战(zhàn )役。 片段(🚻)二:他们(😍)化(💠)装(zhuāng )成(chéng )管道工潜入德(🐀)军在(zài )(🚴)意(yì )大利的司令部(🗳),给(gěi )他(tā )们卫生间的管道修得乱七八(bā )糟,把(bǎ )将军淋(🌹)了个落汤(tāng )鸡。将(🌪)军去(🌼)换(huàn )(🚶)衣(yī )(💹)服,拉开抽屉(🏒)发现一套新的军服,于是洗头洗脸准备换上(👵)新军(jun1 )服的时候(🏃)闭着眼把脸盆(🌂)里的(de )脏水倒(🆙)进抽屉里了(柜(guì )子(zǐ )(⏳)旁边(🚽)有(yǒu )一(yī )个(gè )废(👛)水桶)。那个将(🍺)军是最(zuì )主(🛃)要的一(🧘)个配角,很有意思。到影片结束前1分钟,都没有一句(jù )台词(🔍)。最后(hòu )说了(le )(🐌)一句(🖱)“谢谢(😲)”。 片段(duàn )三(sān )(🙅):德(dé )(🛌)军有一门(🚓)超(chāo )级大炮俯(🔍)视着(🍉)联军将要登(🎁)陆的海(hǎi )(🏖)滩(tān )。这二个士兵(bīng )居然化(♟)装(zhuāng )成(chéng )希(🏁)特勒和随从,去视察大炮,把大(dà )炮炸掉(🥈)了。 (🌲) In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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